Funny Church signs

I'm just writing the text--can't figure out how to put the pics in.

"Staying in bed shouting "O God" does not constitute going to church."

"God does not believe in atheists therefore atheists do not exist."

"Forgive your enemies--it messes with their heads."

"Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, membership has its privileges!"

"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Read the Bible--it will scare the hell out of you."

"Wal-Mart is not the only saving place!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"There are some questions that can't be answered by Google."